January 2012
621 posts
Rock my world into the sunlight Make this dream the best I’ve ever known Dirty dancing in the moonlight Take me down like I’m a domino
Jessie J - Domino
My Dad: (yelling at the TV)
Me: You're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.
My Dad: You're in love with a boy that doesn't even know you exist.
Me:
Me: don't talk to me
During a test
Me: ok i can do this.
Me: Wait how do you do this?
Me: Omg did i even learn this?
Me: How the fuck are you suppose to know this?
Me: Ugh what time is it?
Me: Im hungry.
Me: I probably should've studied.
Me: What the fuck.
Me: It would be funny if someone passed out.
Me: I hate everyone here.
Me: Why do my hands look so weird?
Me: I wonder if she's a virgin?
Me: UGH why wont anyone let me cheat off their paper?
Me: I hate this room. Its plain.
me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honoured
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member:
me:
band member: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
Jays writing skills...
Tom: Jay wrote a song about a girl he fell in love with in writing camp
Nathan: She's American!
Jay: Ok basically it's the
Tom: oooh oooh
Jay: SHUT UP!
Nath and Tom: ohh
Jay: Ok basically its the cheesiest song ever
Nathan: I'd like to thank you for the last 2 weeks, I think i smiled so much i got sore cheeks
Jay: I HATE YOU ALL WITH A BURNING PASSION
My heart & brain are in a war. Who should I listen...
sheamnessy:
w0rds-never-last:
Me: Oh hi boys, fancy seeing you here.
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me:
Them: What are you doing on our tour bus?
Me:
Them:
Me: I’ve got 50 boxes of beer.
Tom and Jay: She can stay.
Band member: Hi .... wait you look familiar, do i know you?
Me: what.
Band member: OH! you're that one girl i follow on my secret tumblr. I only go on your blog like a million times a day. I also see that you are super obsessed with me. I think we should get a cat and name it Rupert. I also see that you love Nutella, so i'll make sure that you have an endless supply. I'll always send you the cutest text messages so you can screen cap them and put them on Tumblr to get tons of notes. We will be the cutest couple in history.
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: Hey...are you breathing?
imgladnathancame:
bethanceliagaunt:
insanebarbies:
That is why you don’t judge a person when you don’t know any of their stories.
Wow.
i just cried so fucking much.
han-han-hannah asked: answer your phone!